Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Drac.
Drac who?
Drac your candy over here before I get thirsty! 🧛

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul you share your chocolates or should I haunt you? 👻

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy says I’m too wrapped up in Halloween! 🧻

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spidey.
Spidey who?
Spidey sense says you’re hiding the candy! 🕷️

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go trick-or-treating with me? 🎃

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Creeper.
Creeper who?
Creeper closer—I won’t bite… much! 🧟

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang you very much for leaving your window open! 🧛‍♂️

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
Coffin because I laughed too hard at your costume! ⚰️😂

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hex.
Hex who?
Hex-cuse me, is this the candy house? 🪄🍭

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bone.
Bone who?
Bone to be wild—it’s Halloween night! 💀🎶

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Treat.
Treat who?
Treat me nicely or I’ll trick you badly! 🍬

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scream.
Scream who?
Scream if you want more candy! 😱

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie a good sport and share that candy bar! 🧟‍♂️

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat-ter give me chocolate before I go batty! 🦇

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Witchy.
Witchy who?
Witchy a Happy Halloween! 🧙

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost on and open the door already! 👻

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lantern.
Lantern who?
Lantern me in, it’s cold out here! 🕯️

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy door open any slower? I’m starving! 🍭

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Potion.
Potion who?
Potion me another cup of spooky fun! 🧪

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt you glad Halloween only comes once a year? 👻