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Riddles Only Women Can Solve

😂 Jokes on Donald Trump — The Funniest Political Comedy eBook of 2025!✨

1. The Midnight Noise
It’s late, her roommate hears a buzzing sound from under the blanket… but she’s alone. What’s making the noise?

Answer: An electric facial massager (or… at least that’s what she says 😉).

2. She arrives at a party in a strapless dress carrying a thin clear-band strip stuck to her back. What’s that strip for?
Answer: It’s fashion tape to keep the dress from slipping

— common quick-fix for strapless outfits.

3. The Drawer Secret
Why does her top underwear drawer lock, while the others don’t?

 

Answer: Because that’s where she keeps her special occasion lingerie (and maybe a toy or two).

4. The Long Shower
Her boyfriend wonders why she takes 45-minute showers but her hair is already dry. Why?

 

Answer: She wasn’t just washing her hair.

5. The Missing Cushion
Why is one sofa cushion always missing after her date night at home?

 

Answer: It’s on the floor — they got “comfortable.”

6. The Knee Bruises
Why does she suddenly wear long skirts for a few days?

Answer: To hide the marks from a very “active” weekend.

7. The Missing Nail
Why is her nail polish perfect except for one broken nail?

 Answer: Because that nail was doing a different kind of work.

8. The “Extra” Toothbrush
Why is there a new toothbrush in her bathroom drawer?

 Answer: It’s not for her.

10. The Selfie Angle
Why does she tilt her head slightly and push her chin out for selfies?

 Answer: To hide double chin and catch the “good side” — pro   move.

9. The Hair Clip Mystery
Why does she always have one hair clip in her bag, two in her car, and none when she actually needs one?

 Answer: Hair clips live in another dimension until you stop   looking for them.
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