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Boyfriend Riddles

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1. If I showed up on his phone saying, “I miss you,” his reply would tell you a lot.
Who am I?

Answer: His ex.

2. I’m the one thing in his room he’d never want you to find.
What am I?

Answer: His private stash or sentimental item.

3. The Mystery in His Phone
    I’m in his gallery, but he’ll never open me when you’re watching.
    What am I?

Answer: His embarrassing selfies or random screenshots.

4. The Sudden Silence
He’s laughing at his phone, but when you ask “What’s so funny?” he says “Nothing.”
What is he hiding?

Answer: A meme you get roasted in.

5. The Missing Hoodie
I was his, but now I’m yours… forever.
What am I?

Answer: His comfiest hoodie.

6. The Long Huge
He holds you tighter than usual when someone walks by.
Why?

Answer: He’s showing you off.

7. The Sudden Plan
He suggests a road trip out of nowhere.
Why?

Answer: He’s hiding something at home.

8. The 3-Day Secret
It’s black, lacy, and makes him stare — but she’ll never wear it two days in a row.
What is it?

Answer: Her “special” underwear.

9. The Silent Language
No words, no texts — just one slow look across the room, and he comes closer.
What is she speaking?

Answer: The “come here” look.

10. The Purse Secret
It’s small, light, and somehow fits everything she needs for the night.
What is it?

Answer: Her clutch — or her magic.
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