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Adult Ghost Jokes
Welcome to the funniest corner of the internet where spirits aren’t scary — they’re downright dirty! 👻🔥 Our collection of adult ghost jokes will make you laugh so hard, you’ll be holding your stomach instead of hiding under the bed 🤣💀. From spooky one-liners to cheeky bedroom humor, these jokes are perfect for late-night laughs 🌙, parties 🎉, or just when you need something hilariously naughty 😏.
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The ghost’s pickup line:
“Girl, you look so good… I’d haunt that ass forever.”
My girlfriend said she wanted it rough…
So I called a ghost. Now she’s crying because her pussy’s possessed.
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A ghost walked into my bedroom naked…
I said, “Damn, girl, you’ve got nothing on.”
She said, “Exactly.”
Why don’t ghosts have long relationships?
Because they’re experts at ghosting.
Ghosts don’t need condoms.
They already pull out fast.
I asked a ghost if he wanted a threesome…
He said, “Bro, I’ve been inside both of you already.”
Ghosts don’t need Viagra…
They’re already hard to handle.
What do ghosts say during sex?
“I’m coming… and going… and coming again!”
What’s a ghost’s favorite part of a woman?
The boo-bs.
Ghost sex is wild.
One minute she’s riding me… next minute I'm ridding her w*tf.
Why was the ghost banned from Tinder?
Because every girl complained he was too quick to disappear.
I had sex with a ghost last night…
Whole bed was shaking, but it wasn’t her moaning — it was me screaming, “WHO’S F**KING ME?!”
A ghost in the bedroom is like Wi-Fi.
Strong signal at first… then gone when you need it.
Dating a ghost is great: zero drama, zero texts… just zero.
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