Riddles on Donald Trump

Trump sees “Exit” sign, says, “I never leave, ratings too high.” 🚪📺

 

Reads “Employees Only” and says, “Perfect, I’m everybody.” 🚷😆

 

Calls himself a genius, spellcheck files a complaint. 🧠🔧

 

Loses Wi-Fi, blames a witch hunt. 📶🧙‍♀️

 

Weather app says rain. He claims he negotiated sunshine. 🌧️➡️🌤️

 

Sees a globe: “Nice map of my speeches.” 🌍📣

 

Judge says “You’re wrong.” He says, “Overruled.” ⚖️🤡

 

Mirror: “Objects appear more humble than they are.” 🪞😂

 

Asked for proof, he brings a hat. 🧢📉

 

Hears “read the room,” checks his poll numbers instead. 📊🚪

 

Thinks VPN is a new TV channel about him. 📺🌀

 

Autocorrect gave up and now just types “Trump.” 📱🤦‍♂️

 

GPS: “Make a U-turn.” Trump: “I don’t turn, I pivot bigly.” 🚗🔁

 

Calls any hard question “fake” and any easy one “historic.” 🤔🏆

 

His calendar has two days: “Win” and “Rigged.” 📅⚔️

 

For Halloween he goes as “Most Honest Man.” Scariest costume. 🎃😱

 

Googles himself, calls it “independent research.” 🔍😌

 

Thinks “mute” is a deep-state plot. 🔇🕵️‍♂️

 

“Would you like a fact?” “No thanks, I brought my own.” 🚫📚

 

Elevator music stops; he calls it censorship. 🛗🎶❌

 

Puts “TRUMP” as his password. Calls it top secret. 🔐🙄

 

Photobombed his own portrait. 🖼️📸

 

Says “I listen to experts,” only follows mirrors. 🪞👂

 

Thought TikTok was a clock counting votes for him. ⏰📲

 

Debates a reporter, fact-check counter explodes. 🎤💥

 

Calls a 3-page memo “the biggest book I’ve ever read.” 📄😅

 

Hears “you’re projecting,” buys a bigger screen. 📽️😎

 

Claims he invented walls, stairs feel offended. 🧱🪜

 

Asked “cats or dogs?” says, “Me.” 🐶🐱➡️🧍‍♂️

 

Reads “No Smoking,” bans comments instead. 🚭💬

 

Says “I’m very normal.” Every chandelier flickers. 💡👻

 

Treats every microphone like a mirror with speakers. 🎤🪞

 

His notes say: “Me. Louder. More me.” 📒📢

 

Thinks NDA stands for “No Disagreeing Allowed.” 📜🙊

 

Asks Siri, “Who’s the greatest?” interrupts her answer. 📱😆

 

Puzzle: 1000 pieces, he signs the box and calls it done. 🧩✅

 

“I bring people together.” Yeah, in group chats to complain. 💬👥

 

Hears boos, says “They’re shouting ‘Boo-tiful speech.’” 😬📢

 

Tried yoga. Sued the mat. 🧘‍♂️⚖️

Any room with one camera = press conference. 📸🎙️

 

Says, “I love learning,” subscribes only to channels about himself. 📺🧡

 

Met a fact once. They’re not on speaking terms. 📉🚫

 

“I’m misunderstood.” No, we heard you. That’s the problem. 👂😄

 

Hair so dramatic it wants its own memoir. 💇‍♂️📖

 

Thinks “search history” is historians looking him up. 🕵️‍♂️🖥️

 

Asked to be transparent; built another curtain. 🪟🚫

 

Every sentence: 10% topic, 90% trailer for Trump. 🎬🗣️

 

Says, “Without me, boring.” The dictionary quietly disagrees. 📘🤐

 

Surrounded by lawyers like it’s a fandom. ⚖️📸

 

If ego paid taxes, national debt: solved. 💰🇺🇸