Best Holi Jokes in Hindi – Funny, Short & 2 Line Holi Chutkule 2026

1.
Holi par itna rang lagaya ki mummy ne pehchaan ke liye Aadhaar card mang liya 😭

2.
Pappu: Bhai Holi mein kya plan hai?
Gappu: Plan simple hai…
Subah rang,
Dopahar bhang,
Shaam ko mummy ke daant! 😅

3.
Teacher: Holi kyun manayi jaati hai?
Student: Taaki saal bhar jo log facewash pe paise waste karte hain, unka balance ho sake 😂

4.
Woh boli: “Mujhe Holi pasand nahi.”
Maine kaha: “Koi baat nahi, main tumhe pasand karta hoon… rang to lag hi jayega!” 🎨😎

5.
Holi par sab ek jaise lagte hain…
Isliye kuch log iss din apna asli chehra dikha dete hain 🤭

6.
Biwi: Is baar Holi mein mujhe surprise chahiye.
Pati ne paani ki tanki khol di 💦
Ab poori gali surprise ho gayi 😆

7.
Dost: Bhai is baar sirf natural colors use karenge.
Main: Haan haan… gobar natural hi hota hai na? 🤣

8.
Holi par sab log bolte hain “Bura na mano Holi hai”
Aur agle din bolte hain “Bura mat mano, mazaak tha” 😂

 
Holi par itna rang lagaya ki Face ID bhi bol diya – “Bhai pehle naha ke aao!” 🤖😂
 
 
Crush ko bola: “Holi hai, rang laga du?”
Woh boli: “Door se hi laga do.”
Ab main balcony se balti fek raha hoon 💦😆
 
 
Holi ka sabse bada jhoot – “Bas thoda sa rang lagayenge.” 😏🎨
 
 
Mummy: “Is baar sharafat se Holi khelna.”
Main: “Ji mummy.”
5 minute baad… poori colony mujhe dhoond rahi hai 😎🤣
 
 
Holi par log itne cute lagte hain… bas tab tak jab tak paani ki tanki khali na ho jaye 😭💦
 
 
Single logon ke liye Holi ka matlab – rang lagao aur khud hi selfie le lo 🤳😂
 
 
Holi par sab ek dusre ko rang laga rahe the… main sirf WiFi password dhoond raha tha 😅
 
 
Biwi ne bola: “Is baar mujhe sirf gulal lagana.”
Pati ne poora color bomb phod diya 💣🎨
Ab pati safe house mein reh raha hai 😆
 
 
Holi ka asli maza tab hai jab rang se zyada doston ki insult ho 😂
 
 
Log bolte hain “Bura na mano Holi hai”
Aur agle din bolte hain “Bura mat mano, mazaak tha.” 🤭

 

Holi par itna rang lagaya,
ki aaine ne bhi bola – “Bhai kaun?” 😭

 

 

Crush ko bola rang laga du?
Boli – sapne mein. 😆

 

Holi ka sabse bada jhoot –
“Bas thoda sa lagayenge.”

 

Subah sharafat ki kasam,
shaam tak colony mein badnaam.

 

Safed kapde pehen ke nikle the,
shaam ko rainbow banke aaye.

 

Holi par dushman bhi gale milte hain,
aur dost bhi badla lete hain.

 

Facewash ka asli test,
Holi ke agle din hota hai.

 

Bura na mano Holi hai,
par mummy zaroor manegi.

 

Single log gulaal se kaam chalate hain,
couple log bahaane se.

 

Paani bachane ki kasam sab khate hain,
phir sabse pehle balti wahi bharte hain.

 

Introvert bhi Holi pe bold ho jaata hai,
kyunki pehchaan ka risk zero hota hai.

 

Holi mein rang kam lagta hai,
log zyada chadh jaate hain.